Do you ever say the N word?

Ni--

*Pulls out gun*

*gulp*  *Pop*  *Gurgle Pop*  *Ribbit*  *Flop* *RaaaaaB!*
Facebook has created a free of cost monopoly on people's social lives!!! When it screws up... So does my life!!
And my            favorite bitch is ta one that doesn't switcha.

thread cookie tame.  THA FAME.

Friends call me Rich, Richard, Ricky, Richie Rich, but never, ever Dick, lol

lolZ	q!  Mierda ass on time.

Could be fun, palpable, just this side of really pulpy orange juice

start of David.

YOU'VE JUST BEEN KENNETH BRANAGH'D BY ASSFACE COOCHIE!
Well I'm having wine and relaxing, don't kill my buzz.  just.?/

PORNO DELITE.  Dillette  Gilletteenese.

Burnish and CHerish. Burnnnn and Polish, Amber Glisten listen.

A little cherish, and life's juuuuust fiiiinnnnne, fiiiiinnnnne liiiikkkkke wiiiiiine.

A little cherish is all u need.  NOW WITH TIME.  NOW WITH PULP.

"A little fear, a little trepidation, but I’ll survive with a battle knife in flame withered brush."

I like my rain washed hair.  To infinity!  And the wind blown natural dry. drying method.

Metond  Methond  Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Yes, and u suck. yes. :]

Havve  Havville.    Havvegge.  Hae Vego.  Haez. Zggh. s.  Rem  RzeDds.  Riaz  Rizza.  Rizzhha.  Rizzggha lapa z.

CAtliv fug.

 jet fag.  YOU JUST BEENZ JET-FAGGED.
-PORNO DELITE-


My face gets the gillette,
My case gets your respect.

The Oedipus Flex,
A package like Tex-mex.

Nakee Nakee Nakee.

I have no prerequisites,
I will know when you reply. 
No qualifications,
For the sexy dance.

I puff my bird chest out,
Stout like a swallow,
Limber and lithe,
I can run like a cougar.

ConneXXXion.

You text, I text,
We meet in the Red
Light District.
And then we have unspeakable relations.

German, Bold, Characters.

We look in, our breath
Fogs up the large window glass.
We eye rows of candy enhancing
Amazements. Injectables, Suckables,
Edibles, Drinkables; all Loveables.
Wonderful imbibable Petroline
Saved ink ring, acid alkaline
Sour acidic citrus acetate.
Pubical oral armpit dandruff
Head flake--hygiene. Robust reteaming
Debate Rebate. Holding it
Upwards towards the sky,
Because it cannot be fake or late.
Bank holiday Soup can coupons,
And a good Lookin' poor woman
Buying her fair share of them.

In the drug store are we,
Swinging so merrily,
Popping birth control pills,
Booze, and ripping up 
Boxes of tasty condoms.

A full course meal.

Then we laugh about a
Baby appearing to take
A shit on our lives.

We're but bacon mouths
With cotton candy brains,
And two eggs for eyes,
With two rolls for a rectum,
That shits whoopie pies.




Alexa Georgia Panhandle asshole.  ARSEHOLE vechlempghfszxt gawkey homely Brit.