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"Celebrity Asses."

Robb
Is it true that you anally-raped a chimp to pass a biology test in high school?
1:46amAndrew
lol.
wtf haha.
1:47amRobb
Just a nasty rumor I heard. Thought I'd check with you.
1:50amAndrew
lol.
I'm saving that.
You subversive puppet.
But what's up?
1:50amRobb
Nothing. I'm just looking at personal ads to see what obscene lengths Australians will go to to find a lover.
1:54amAndrew
Great.
Why?
1:54amRobb
I'm preparing a study.
2:00amAndrew
Why?
Of what?
2:01amRobb
To see if Aussies are bigger perverts than the rest of the world -- for the Cato Institute.
2:01amAndrew
I see.
And you're getting paid?
2:01amRobb
federal stimulus grant

2:02amAndrew
I wanna get paid.

2:02amRobb
There's a study being advertised now that needs an artist to photograph celebrity anuses.
2:02amAndrew
What./
2:03amRobb
The government wants to record an image of the anus of every noted celebrity.
2:03amAndrew
Where is this?
2:04amRobb
analresearch.gov

2:04amAndrew
This better not be a porn site.
2:05amAndrew
It didn't take me to anything, the closest match was nalresearch.com.
2:06amRobb
LOL

2:07amAndrew
If that project even came close to existing, it would be extremely horrendous.
2:08amAndrew
You lying putrefying sack!
2:08amRobb
lol
2:08amAndrew
What is your damned job?
2:08amRobb
I think we should collaborate and do a coffee table photo book of the anuses of famous people.
2:13amAndrew
I don't think that many people would look at it.
2:13amRobb
I'll bet you'd be surprised.
2:14amAndrew
You could make a combo pack, perhaps, with a celebrity engraved douche.
Brush metal.
2:14amRobb
yes
sell them on e-bay and Oprah.com
2:15amAndrew
You could get the Ted Turner, the Liza Minelli, the Marylin Monroe, the PAUL REUBENS, just to name a few... collect'em all!
It would be the new pokemon.
2:16amRobb
Yes, as big as Beanie Babies.
2:17amRobb
If Robert Mapplethorpe were alive today, that's what he'd be doing.
2:17amAndrew
THey were big amongst 12 y.o. girls, soccer Moms, and older women who macrame.
2:18amRobb
and Hoarders.
2:18amAndrew
Probably the hobby lobby crowd more than anyone.
2:18amRobb
They will collect anything.
2:18amAndrew
Yeah, they were probably anticipatory regarding the year 2012.
Robb
Wouldn't it be fun to attend a dinner party of snooty artists.
and they askk what you are working on now.
and you could say
I'm doing a coffee table photo essay on the celebrity anus.
2:20amAndrew
Warhol already did the book of penises.
2:20amRobb
We could print celebrity head shots
and below put photos of anuses
2:21amAndrew
But what we're talking about here could hurt the pappers' business.
2:21amRobb
and have people guess whose belonged to whom.
2:21amAndrew
You could play Guess Who yes.
Or mix'in'match.
2:21amRobb
They wouldn't have to be the real anuses
2:21amAndrew
Or my favorite, "Assholes to assholes."
2:21amRobb
It could be a commentary on who is an asshole.
2:21amAndrew
(Apples to Apples) with your tongue held tightly.
Or CAndy land...
2:22amRobb
It would be popular among the children too.
For them to play guessing games.
2:22amAndrew
Robin William's ass would probably tie into the chimp idea you came at me with earlier.
2:23amRobb
I shudder to think of that photo session.
We could put a caption
2:23amAndrew
Its called high art because you have to be medically induced.
2:23amRobb
Is this Robin Williams' anus, or a chimp's anus?
2:23amAndrew
How... redundant.
2:23amRobb
lol
You are demented.
2:24amAndrew
ribbit
2:26amAndrew
Good night! %$^$%
2:27amRobb
night