"My Mom Went CrazY."

Breaking eggs was actually a great boone for me... in the kitchen.  That damn kitchen.  Where I'd
gotten a sharp pain in my penis as a child on at least one occasion, and proceeded to rub myself
upon the handles of the lazy susan in utter desperation.

 Get the free heat.
tui_tyrannus: Mooch off of it.
tui_tyrannus: Put on your sombrero.
tui_tyrannus: And sleep.  Hussus  Hummus.  Hussum. e. is amaazin!